lokimarepreg asked: I'm still not quite over the fact that this blog actually exists. You have perfected tumblr.

Thanks.  :D  I’m intensely obsessed with both Discworld and TFLN, so this blog was practically inevitable.  I just wish there were more movies—there’s so many characters I’ve got perfect texts for, but who have yet to show up in a captionable adaptation!

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[Angua in Going Postal. | Text:”(785): “]

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[Angua in Going Postal. | Text:”(785): “]

Help!

There’s a reason this blog hasn’t updated in weeks, and it’s not just that its admin is off at college taking organic chemistry (though that’s certainly part of it).  I’m also running out of material for new posts!  If you’ve got a text you’d like to see, a screencap site to recommend, or macros of your own you want me to post here, go to the “submission” link and send them in—this blog needs all the help it can get.

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[Teatime looking up at something far above his head, in a high-angle shot. | Text:  “(314): Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee”]

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[Teatime looking up at something far above his head, in a high-angle shot. | Text:  “(314): Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee”]

jai-un-livre asked: I don't have a question, I just want to thank you for posting pictures from my favorite Discworld books of all time. Where do you find them? (Alright, I guess that was a question... but still. I didn't intend it to be there.)

You’re welcome!  :)  I’ve used several different sources for the pictures. They should all be linked on the individual posts—it says “original image here” under each picture, and if you click the “here” it should take you to the site I got it from.

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[Reacher Gilt standing in an Ankh-Morpork street, from Going Postal.  He has a very prominent eye patch. | Text:  “(480): I hope he’s okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch.”]

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[Reacher Gilt standing in an Ankh-Morpork street, from Going Postal.  He has a very prominent eye patch. | Text:  “(480): I hope he’s okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch.”]

your-bespoke-psychopath asked: This blog is just... flawless.

Thanks.  :D

I really have to give credit to Texts From The Tardis and Texts From The Tardis—Classic Who for the idea—if I hadn’t stumbled across those, this would never have come to be.

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[Susan has just discovered Teatime in the Gaiters’ house. | Text:  “(503): Hey man your outta milk  (541): How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!”]

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[Susan has just discovered Teatime in the Gaiters’ house. | Text:  “(503): Hey man your outta milk  (541): How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!”]

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[Teatime in the dark, looking away from the viewer.  He seems to be thinking about something. | Text:  “(586): Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo”]

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[Teatime in the dark, looking away from the viewer.  He seems to be thinking about something. | Text:  “(586): Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo”]

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[Moist von Lipwig putting on his shiny, gold, bewinged Postmaster’s Hat. | Text:  “(910): He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I’m okay with that.”]

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[Moist von Lipwig putting on his shiny, gold, bewinged Postmaster’s Hat. | Text:  “(910): He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I’m okay with that.”]